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Muslims Politely Refuse An ISIS Call To Arms With Hilarious Excuses

A few days ago ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi attempted to recruit people to the extremist cause. Naturally many Muslims saw the opportunity for a good old fashioned Twitter roasting.

“We urgently call upon every Muslim to join the fight,” tweeted the al-Baghdadi account.

But Muslims around the world had better things to do than head to the Middle East for a religious war.

Hasn’t he heard of the sales? There are bargains to be had!

There were dinners that just couldn’t be missed.

And Star Wars has just come out, you know.

Plus there’s the next movie to look forward to…;

Netflix 1, ISIS 0.

This guy had other plans. Maybe later though?

It would be a crime to leave this view.

And there’s important things like the next season of Game of Thrones to consider.

Does ISIS take curfews into account?

Some people were interested in al-Baghdadi’s proposition, but weren’t sure if they qualified.

Especially if they had plenty of free time ahead of them.

And then there’s the people that can’t miss an opportunity for a pun.

Once again, Twitter triumphs over all that’s evil in the world.